It’s office party time – Office Party Etiquette

by Miss Mentor on November 27, 2007

Office Party Etiquette – because you really do need your job.

Tempting though it is to tell your boss what a #*#B*ing bleep he is, that’s not the spirit of the season, and you probably want to have your job tomorrow . . . and the next day, particularly if you are planning to pay your holiday bills. You DO plan to pay your holiday bills don’t you??

Fine, fine.

So this week and next we will share so tips to navigate the tricky waters of Holiday Office Parties. Because Office Etiquette doesn’t stop at 5PM.

Tip #1: Do NOT, under any circumstances bring the guy/girl you shacked up with for the first time this past weekend, or worse, last night. This will seem blindingly obvious to most of my readers, but enough of you . . .

Here’s the scoop. That random hook-up and your office do not mix.

1. He/She is probably not nearly as cute as you remember (or don’t remember as the case may be).

2. He/She may not be the best behaved in public situations – remember his/her job is not at stake at YOUR office party.

3. He/She may not have that much interest in you – this one can sting the most – imagine, your office frenemy hooks up with your date. Really bad form and dare I say, bad office etiquette on behalf of your frenemy, but you brought in the fresh meat…. Your own fault.

4. He/She won’t agree to tell everyone that you’ve been seeing each other for a month and instead tells everyone about your sloppy kissing technique – you will be forever renamed “Soupy,” even by your boss. Promotion chance – for the guys, probably up; for the girls, decidedly down.

Tomorrow: what you CAN do with a copy machine and a pint of Tequila.

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TAR ART RAT November 27, 2007 at 7:10 am

Hi, thanks for your comment on the “Phillip K. Dickheads” post in the blog- it was good to get an employer’s perspective on dealing with lost productivity due to stoned workers.

cheers,

TAR
ART
RAT

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Las Vegas Baby Boomer Dating Expert October 8, 2009 at 11:29 pm

Wow. they will have the budget for any kind of office holiday or anything kind of party? Not THIS year, for sure!

Happy Dating and Relationships,

April Braswell

Single Baby Boomer Dating Success Expert

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